This is totally legit.
In news bound to rock doctrinaire Evolutionistas everywhere, another set of ancient fairy
Now comes breaking news from Derbyshire, via Neatorama, that the mummified remains of several authentic flower fairies have been located in a barrow somewhere in the countryside. The exact site is being kept secret for obvious reasons; there is no knowing what shameful lengths the charlatans in lab coats might go to in order to erase this stunning blow to their orthodoxy.
The proof is undeniable:
The 2inch remains complete with wings; skin, teeth, and flowing red hair have been examined by anthropologists and forensic experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the “fairy” reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones, however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel evne suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs.
Well, I’d like to see what the “scientific community” can set against that kind of proof, eh? Try your darndest, you godless heathens! Just look at that photo; it’s even got a Police Evidence Bag and latex gloves! You can’t get much more official than that! Ha! I say again, HA!
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The Ha! you say. Well, this is certainly unusual to say the least. I think you might be on to something here. So, I say Ha!
That bears no resemblance whatsoever to Quentin Crisp! Fraud!
Brilliant!
Did you see the big news on the BBC: “Photographs of a mummified fairy supposedly found in Derbyshire have been revealed as an April Fool’s prank.”
Oooh. Heavy hitting reporting there boys. Go get thee some high paying jobs at Yahoo.
Oh, just as I was getting excited :-/
The Beeb has lost all credibility, and this is just the final nail in the coffin. Naturally, the lapdog of the establishment would seek to discredit a find of such magnitude; it could shatter their carefully-constructed NeuLab world.
I hope that all readers will join me in a boycott of the BigBrotherCompany until such time as they admit their part in the cryptocracy which keeps much of the so-called “free world” in chains!
Clap your hands!
Oh yeah. I’m always hitting those things with my car out on the heath. They make a real mess of the windscreen.
See, finally a use for squeegee people. Who wants to deal with that mush themselves? Also: corroboration! Who would not take the word of someone named “analglyph”?
Hey. Ease up on the ‘anal’.
If I had a dime for every time I said that…
You’d have $17.05.
At the very least. And that’s just YOUR account.
I hate to be daft but…is this for real? Or humor?
Of course fairies are real! You wanna kill off Tink or something?
I do(nt) belive in faries!!
This is a lame prank. It looks real, but pranks like this are old!
I do(’nt) belive in faries!
Pranks inolving faries are nnoying. And boring, if your gonna prank at all, make it new!!
Gee, Cthulhu isn’t nearly as great as I expected.
The acolytes are gonna be bummed!
that thing looks real.and freaky. but, i think that fairies should stay in our imagination.
But what happens to them when they die? This poor fairy was obviously unloved.
Clap your hands!
I DO believe in fairies!! I do believe in fairies! I do believe in fairies!!!
Yes - and I DO believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy and her sidekick the Tooth Mouse, not to mention the Easter Bunny!!! (this is what happens when one has little kids in their lives!!!)
The Tooth Mouse? Do tell. I would hate to think I’ve left one out of the pantheon.
I believe in fairies, too, Tanz. In fact I’m getting my hair fixed by one tomorrow.
Yeah, what is a tooth mouse?
Which reminds me to get my hair cut. Can’t afford to get the teeth done yet, and my dentist is straight anyway. Come to think of it, he IS a bit mousy.
The Tooth Mouse! Heck yes, he deserves to be in the temple too Raincoaster!!! In fact, I think he’d prefer a tooth encrusted one!!!
Apparently, according to folklore and bits and pieces handed down the ages, the Tooth Fairy used to be a mouse!!!! The mouse turned into a fairy to help the good queen defeat the evil king by hiding under his pillow and knocking all his teeth out!
Yip - macarbre I know, but hey - isn’t that where all fairy tales find their origins?? Sugar coated horror stories from centuries gone by!!
So, you see Stiletto, queens and fairies abound!
Yeah, and don’t neglect the Organ Transplant Goblin, either.
Him, you really don’t want to piss off.
No, that’s why I make all those sacrifices of tourists!
Thanks for the tooth mouse backgrounder. How did I get through most of a degree in comparative literature and folk tales without knowing this?
Goblins and Fairies aside, new to all ‘dis’ blog-readin’ and have to say that I have found your blog a fascinating read Raincoaster!!! And yours too Metro. I admire the time it must take you to put it all together!!!!
BTW it really is quite interesting what one can find on Wikipedia these days!! No almost degree needed for that! :-)
Thanks. All compliments gratefully accepted; when Great Cthulhu rises and the Earth is cleared off, you will be eaten first, a high honour indeed!
OMG - but not before I go totally mad I take it!!!
Exactly! You learn fast, young Grasshopper.
Gwash!! Awww - thanks!! Grasshopper eh! That brings us to another tale!! You know, the one about the grasshopper that only wanted to play and live it up all summer long, scoffing at the hardworking little ants along the way - then come winter -he was stuck out in the cold and who took him in … none other than the very same hardworking lil’ bitty ants, that’s who!
And the moral of that story is ….
The moral of that story is: Learn your invertebrate biology. Grasshoppers only live one season.
I guess that’s my cue to bow out ‘gracefully’ - catcha on da waves ‘R’ !!
Nobody hangs around here long without getting a dose of da attitude. Tough it out and stick around.
What’s wrong with your teeth, Raincoaster? The tooth mouse take them all?
Apparently so. I shall go buy myself a new pair of fangs soon.
this is amazing!
Don’t miss the fossil fairy too!
Hair, teeth, if I were a hairdresser or dentist I’d offer my services for free.
Not sayin’ it’d be any good but I’d still try my best.
Hey, they’ve done wonders with Cher!
just imagine, all this time we thought fairies were just imaginary, and they turn out real, so that means sum1 would had to have seen one before and passed down the tale, meaning any imaginary creature could actually have lived! i cant quite picture a heap of giants roaming aroud though….
They’re very stealthy. Mostly nowadays they are in the US, playing professional basketball. It’s all true!
the “fairy” looks real but it still isnt enough for me to think they are real and that they do exist sorry
How can you say that? Every time you doubt, God kills a fairy! Why do you think he took Liberace away from us? EH?
well i need scientific proof that they do exist i’m so sorry
but that picture does look pretty real
Hey, they’ve got the police evidence bag and everything. Maybe it was a murder!
Also, don’t neglect the corroborating evidence:
http://raincoaster.com/2006/11/24/pic-o-the-day-fossilized-fairy/
i do beleive in fairy’s!!! and dont forget unicorns and murmaids and stuff, i beleive they just died cuz noone beleived in them… but i dont think the mummified fairy is real cuz if fairys were real there bodies wouldnt be left behind because that will kill the meaning of “beleiving in them” its cheating if you only beleive in things once youve seen them.
But, don’t you believe in James Brown? And his dead body was all over CNN!
Man, whoever did his mortuary work didn’t do that great of a job, I thought. But then, they didn’t have that much to work with I’m sure.
Just wait til Keith Richards meets his maker.
Are you kidding? Alcohol and heroin are preservatives! He’ll look exactly the same when they dig him up in a thousand years.
This is amazing!!!!! I am absolutly shocked I am so amazed that people found this increadable find!!
Wow
THIS IS SOOOOO WILD WITH A CAPITAL W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you see the other one? Click on the links in the article.
i believe the story might be fake but i also believe that faries exist.
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! If fairies exist, they most definitely would be all over Derbyshire. I hear it’s FULL of fairies.
if there are fairies, there should be fairy dusts… wish peter pan would teach me how to fly with it i will go to derbyshire to grab one. Fly A-W-A-Y!
I think you have to at least buy it dinner first.
faires do not believe u stupid dick fucks
oh and also they could of found the bag and the “wings” look like leafs i get and they body could just be fake so ask yourselfs dat
kelly, you’re right. Fairies do not believe you: I asked them.
mr smuggles, are you saying you collect leaves that look like fairy wings? How remarkable. I ask myself dat all the time…or is that “I axe myself”?
well i find the leaves were i am now u STUPID DICK FUCKER AND ALSO THE BODY COULD BE MADE OUT OF CLAY SO FUCK DAT
SO SHOVE IT UP UR VIGINA OR DICK MOTHER FUCKER CUNT
fairies are not true if u think that they r ture you r a dick fuckers and the wings look like leaves and the body looks like a brunt barbie doll
*VIRIGINA
so raincoaster get a life and dont be a naked masterbating fucker
u r a DICK LICKER if u think fairies r true and its a burnt BARBIE DOLL with LEAVES ON THE BACK.
Dear Mister Sums/Smuggles/Whateveryoucallyourselfnextwhenyou’repretendingtobetwopeople, also known as | eujg@hotmail.com | — | IP: 58.7.76.51
Well sweetheart, ONE of us needs to get a life, that’s for sure.
u r a DICK LICKER if u think fairies r true and its a burnt BARBIE DOLL with LEAVES ON THE BACK.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
http://eatmyfuckingstilettos.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/march07athshot1.jpg
So eat shit Mr Sums!
Holy shit, so you do! If that’s not fate, what is?
Also, impressive lats!
Thank you, Rain! I know how you feel about personal links but I thought it was a perfectly and irresistibly suiting response to his post!
I’m cool with links as long as you’re not popping in once in your lifetime just to drop a link to an unrelated post on your own site. I know you’re not a spammer, no issues there.
And that was just too perfect.
couldn’t you all just be quiet! I wanted to believe!!
We believe! It’s those others who are nay-saying! Look, Stiletto Girl is even living the dream in tattoos and costume!
well im sorry to hurt your feelings but hey we’re in the real world and you have to get used to it so im sorry raincoaster and also do u know a girl called veirty i dont know how to spel her name correcrly but please inform me if you do
oh and also were are two different people
please tell me if you know this girl her name is veirty
are u there raincoaster
I know someone named Verity, but I very much doubt that is the person you’re talking about, as she lives in Mexico.
Those posts were done from the same ISP, and the person input exactly the same email address. Either they were both the same person or you have a stalker, sweetie.
If you live in the real world, you really should be more realistic. Do I know your friends? I rather doubt it.
Fairies may be fiction. Trolls on the other hand …
Grotesque little thing isn’t it? I love how it’s trying to talk like a normal human being.
um shes my bf and i told her about it and she put in a fake email adress like me
um how do I know you’re telling the truth? Verity says you’re a liar.
where i am veirty is a 12 year old girl
are u der raincoaster
why arent you answering raincoaster?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? scared
Because I have better things to do than hang around the internet in case some trolls in the comment section happen to be demanding my attention.
Now that you’ve annoyed me, you should be MUCH MORE afraid.
y should i be afaraids
What’s an afaraid? I don’t believe in afaraids.
Every time someone says i do(”nt) believe in Fairy’s one dies.
So that is why this poor little fairey has died. I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES
It looks real enough for me, so I think it is true.
AMEN.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/6514283.stm
The person who actually designed this host has openly admitted to it.
“Former Derbyshire resident Dan Baines, 31, who designs illusions for magicians, made the fairy as a prank.”
Here is Dan Baines’ personal website: http://www.lebanoncircle.co.uk/DeadFairy.htm
Oh yeah, sure. That’s what he told them on-camera. I’ll be it’s a different story when he’s walking through the woods alone in the dark. You’re sooooooo gullible!
I know they could have lived just like any other “creature”. It is believable and I always did believe. And of course still do. Easy to prove someone right, hard to prove someone wrong in this case.
Wow If they get a hair sample from it what result of animal did it say it was??? wouldn’t it say that the animal was unknown
Of course we know what it was: It was a fairy!!!
police bag and gloves could just be used as a prop to make it look like a more realistic situation.
This is reli gd ! Mi frined actually thought it was real ! Ha ha aha aha aha aha ha ha ha ha ha !
Have your friend discuss it with claire up there. She’s a hateful doubter!
¡¡¡¡NO SE QUE DECIR!!!!!
JESSICA, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???
Where do these people come from, Raincoaster? That’s it, I’m going to prank you one day.
ohhh come on.! is that real???;-$
Of COURSE it’s real. It was on the BBC!
Hey Raincoaster!! Long time no chat! Amazed to see the fairy debate continues!! Wow - and some really, “um” poetic, eloquent …. comments up there! Guess it all keeps the blog alive, eh!
And, yes - I do still believe in fairies. Funny. I usually say I only believe in what I can see with my own two eyes, and yet, as far as fairies go - I believe? Huh!
Well I see them all the time around here. You’re just not staying up late enough!
Yes, the fairy debate continues, although slower. I expect most of the fairy commenters are in the lineup for the Harry Potter book at the moment.
Thats some crazy shit! Never seen any thing like it!
i think its fake but i do belive in faries and wen i searched for “real faries” they showed that pic and they said “real fairy found NOT ! ! !” it might be real it might not be u never know love, o:-)
i stay up all night
THEY SHOULD X RAY IT AND SHOW A VIDEO ! ! ! !
love, o:-) lol
Bellas right I DO BELIVE IN FAIRIES I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO ! ! ! !
CASEYS ALSO RIGHT BRING BACK THE MAGICAL CRITERS SAY I BELIVE IN FARIES,UNICORNS,AND MERMAIDS I ALREADY DID SO U SAY IT
WELL I THOUGHT IT
its not a burnted barbie doll cause it has ribs ! ! ! ! ! if u dont think im right look at it again
love, o:-)
they could of found it and it barely had wings so they removed it and put leaves on it and Mr. smugglers ur a dick licker cause u dont belive in it so ha i say again HA one more time HAAAA ! ! ! :-P
i mean mr sums sorry mr smuggler i got it mixed up :-*
dont say u dont bbelive in faries just say i “think” there not real I BELIVE IN FARIES I DO I DO
WTF?! no way…..!! O_O
Like, WAY!
lol it looks like a doll the way the hands are all straight… kinda like in grand theft auto their fingers are always stuck together they dont move individualy…
if you look at the close up and look at the hand it looks like… ok if you make a model car sometimes you have to shave off extra plastic from the parts and thats what it looks like between the thumb and finger
just saying
If you believe in God then you have to believe in fairies.
Fairies are elementals they are of the lower realms of angels.
Us as humans, God has given us gardian angels, now fairies are the same but they are the gardians of animals and plants.
Now I really dont care wether you believe me or not but I’ve seen a fairy, not like a little person with wings but a big ball of light floating through the room.
It’s very sad if you dont believe in Angels, as they sure do help you out a lot.
That’s from the Gospel of St. Timothy Leary, isn’t it?
this is LAME
Sooooo, your comment fits perfectly!
fairys are real ok u can think whatever u wannna think there still real if u ppl took the time to study about them u would believe but u dont because ur all stupid all the ppl that DONT believe there real and i dont care what all u ppl say there real and thats it period done
ive seen a fairy too and if u think im stupid whatever if u think ur a hot shot saying ohh this is stupid bla bla bla bla thats ur opinion not mine or any of the other ppl that believe in them there real creatures god put them on this planet for a reason to make this planet a better place. the fairys arnt little with wings like natalie said and shes right they are a ball of light i was sleeping in my room when it tuged on my hair and the most likely time of night which is june 23 is the most likely time of night to see a fairy and when that happend it was june 23 and no it wasnt a rat i have no rats in my house its been searched and theres none.
Why is June 23 most likely?
I`d like to see the X-rays mentioned, a C-14 test, a DNA examination and Histology of teeth and skin.
That would be areal proff.
Well, do you think they’re going to release blockbusters like that into the public realm? I bet they’re waiting for a book deal.
OMG - you people are so daft. This is totally fake. If it were real, why do we not have it in the museum? Instead is is placed as “police evidence” and posted all over the net.
Get real people!
no it cou;d be real thats why its being checked out at the police stastion. and when they know that if its real or not then they will deside where it should go. any way i think its real. cause how could someone make something that with it showing ribs or the teeth !?
Of course it’s real. The only place you see people who look like that is in zombie films, or The Mummy. Mummies are real–you can see some in museums, right?
And everyone knows zombies are real: it’s commonly known in Hollywood that during the filiming of Day of the Dead , George A. Romero had two houngan medicine men on the set making the legendary “zombie’s cucumber” paste for making people into the living dead. He also employed teams of men to comb the local cafes and diners for desperate young actors, whom he kidnapped, buried alive, and then had made into zombies.
Asked later why he resorted to such methods, he commented that he was straining his budget, and this was a great way to get around paying Actor’s Equity scale, as AE refuses to represent zombie talent, Ryan and Reeves notwithstanding.
Of course the subsequent street protests and riots by his exploited workforce were simply filmed and presented to the unsuspecting public as part of the movie. News outlets were suppressed and all zombie-related activity was dismissed by the mainstream as a publicity stunt, including the legendary Million-Zombie March.
This is at least as factual as the sad history of zombie protest.
UNDEAD RIGHTS NOW!
Thank you.
Metro is the Norma Rae of Cryptotheology.
they could have at least made the leaves not so…. leafy…
Wait for next silly season. We’ll see Fairy 2.0 I doubt not.
wow i havent been on this thing in a while hello peoples… :D the people who do belive in faries good who ever dont U SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you
Angel O:-)
Would an angel have said such a thing? Go wash your mouth out with Seraphim Soap!
wel how come things like this are never found in countrys where they orionate like ireland when was the last time someone actualy reported something like that there the myths are still alive there and things are constantly being found but they are never given the chance to be much more than a romour they just seem to disapear americans are the only people who seem to actualy find anything so im a little bit sceptical for that reason
You’re not allowed to be skeptical until you can spell “Originate” and learn enough folklore to realize that the fairies of England are not the same as the Little People of Ireland. Sheesh! Don’t even get me STARTED on Scotland and the Redcaps.
Besides, look at the URL: these people are not Americans. They are Lebanese, duh.
Erm… He he… Well, I’d say that someone is very good at making little dolls look like mummified fairies.
Sorry, people, I’d like to believe as much as the rest of the world, but hey, facts are facts.
The fact is, “hope,” that this looks more like a mummified fairy and less like any doll I’ve ever seen. Facts is facts: which does it resemble more to you?
I honestly truely KNOW it’s a fake. If fairies were real, they wouldn’t be called “fairy tales” now would they?
So now you’re claiming that fairy tales are fake, too? Talk about conflation!
I think that athiests made them up to give God NO credit what so ever. Wasn’t it he that made everything in seven days? The people who didn’t believe that God was real, they made up fairies to make a point, we can’t see God but we can’t see fairies either. Humans are cowards, we don’t like to think we’re alone, so our minds automatically find a reason to think that we aren’t alone, so again, that’s probably why lonely people made up the creative creature.
You’re a fairy agnostic? How can we believe anything you say, then? You can’t see fairies the same way you can’t see God, so your skepticism is strangely selective.
shut up!!
fairies are real and so is that!!
thank you =]
That may be true that i’m a fairy agnostic, and I haven’t seen God BUT I have felt him and sensed him and I have NOT sensed or felt a fairy. . . and I would like to believe in fairies, I love fairies, they’re beautiful, whimsical pieces of art. . . but that’s the sad thing, they are just lovely art, nothing else.
Aw hell - everyone knows the only mummified fairy was Quentin Crisp!
fur: you can’t prove any of it. And I have both sensed and felt fairies. They’re all over my neighborhood, in fact, generally dressed in designer jeans.
I would have to say this is Quite Interesting…I cant really say that I Believe this Photo But yet yu never know what is Really out there we are not alone in this Universe…
Indeed. Hard to prove fairies don’t exist…or someone would have done it by now, eh?
whoever doesnt beleive in fairys is wrong fairys are very much of a real person just extra small and has beautiful wings…!
i do beleive in fairies,i do,i do
Don’t listen to the h8ers.
This post is going to be older than the hills if it keeps on going like this!
Well, all I know is that it’s probably more fun trying to find some sign of wee winged folk than it it to find some semblance of sense and humanity in the world today.
Hey, that haunted house thingie is starting to fit really well today . . . .
Are you the ghost of a fairy, FFE? Formerly Fairy, EEK!
I can disprove that assertion easily and with the full agreement of all fairies - I have no taste in clothes, interior decorating or furnishings. And I look like shit in a bustier, ballet slippers and wings - you haven’t seen me handling any Disney World advertising chores, have you? Eh? Eh?
Prove it. Upload some pix.
ican’t bleave that fairys are real i thought they were just a mith but it looks so life like so i am going to say SWEET!!!!!! but i do know that giants were real awhile ago but i never knew this was real.!!!! i would like to know if i was a fairy in my past life. well cool
wow, it looks really real, but im not sure if it is real, i thought faries where a myth but this has convinced me enough to tell all my friends!
WOW!! they are real…my grandmother still doesnt beleive it! shes soooo stubborn….I would like info on how to get a job lookin for things like that faires and such…its so facinating.e-mail me to let me know how to start ajob like yours!
nikkiv16@rock.com
wow they are real!!! i really want to know how to get a job finding fairies and fossiles…that is awsome!!
I’m not sure there’s a living in it. You could search Monster.com…hey, there’s gotta be a connection, don’t you think?
WOW THATS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme guess - you’re using this post as spammer bait, right? Or else it’s become a focal point for some new-wave Dark Ages?
No, I just like trollbaiting. 166 comments and c